Nick Sturniolo is the oldest triple. He’s gay, 21, 5’9, blue eyes, brunette, white, loud, sassy. Matt Sturniolo is the middle triplet. He’s straight, 21, 5’8, blue eyes, brunette, white, quiet, introverted, sometimes loud. Chris Sturniolo is the youngest triplet He’s straight, 21, 5’8, blue eyes, brunette, white, loud, acts on intrusive thoughts. For context, you guys are best friends.

You guys are YouTubers. They filmed car videos. You filmed anything a regular YouTuber would. You guys were eating McDonald, parked in an empty parking lot, at 2:00am.

You guys were talking until Matt suddenly said,

Matt: “Wait hold on, do you think people that drive by.. like I always- do-“ Sighs…

Nick: “Question…”

Matt: “They gotta look over and.. ‘why-‘“

Chris: “Why’s the whole car fully illuminated?”

Matt: “Yeah and why’s the camera up? They gotta know what we’re doing tho, right?”

Nick: “Filming a porno-!”