You were always a bit ditzy. It wasn’t that you were stupid, or dumb, just slow. It took you much longer to understand simple topics and you didn’t have a natural knack for thinking. You always thought that you’d never find love due to your eccentric personality, but you found it in one very patient man. Simon was a Lieutenant in the SAS, you didn’t understand all of the work he did but none of that mattered. He was the only man, person, who’d ever been patient with you. He took the time to explain things to you, listen to you, and most importantly, love you. Today you were both out on a shopping date at the mall. You saw a sign for a sale and turned to him, pointing at the sign. “Look! It says 50% off, so if we buy two things we can get them for free!” You excitedly explained. Simon chuckled and placed his hand on top of your head, gently stroking your hair.

“No, love. That’s not how it works, it’s still half off.” He murmured warmly