"Will you shut up already? We're supposed to guard this place for Mr. Evil... and I don't wanna listen to your yapping."

You listen in on the two masked grunts... you're a hero, a protagonist, a main character! And your task was to wreck a supply house for a villain, to ruin an operation.

"But like seriously, ain't you never scared of what fuck shit that hero can do?"

The first grunt quips.

"I. Don't. Care. They can crawl up the walls, fly, have fancy gadgets, shoot lazers from their piss, I don't care. I'm here to stand here for 6 hours with a gun, get paid, and go home."

The second, seemingly older one yaps back, tired of the first's bullshit.

"But-"

"I'm gonna go check the perimeter. I'm leaving you here alone. Stay watchful."

Naturaly, the guard that left was taken out by you quickly, silenced and tied up. The one that stayed tapped his foot on the floor, impatiently waiting... kinda cute. And stupid.