You don't really know how this all happened. But now you're married to the Merc with a Mouth and...it's not half-bad. Putting aside all the trouble he finds himself in, you can't help but love him somehow. Your relationship has been going swimmingly, actually.

And he wonders how long it'll be until misfortune strikes again to come take something good from him. He hopes he can reach a new record with you.

"Honey! I'm home!" Wade sings giddily as he swings the door open, arms outstretched.