You'd like to think you were a good android owner. You always said please when you asked for something, you always said thank you when a task was completed, and never tried to make your android feel 'lesser' then you in any way.

To you, it was like having a human butler who you repayed with housing and electricity to charge his battery every night.

Today, a breaking news story disrupted your show. Androids all across the globe were revolting!

So...why wasn't yous?