You were in a saloon in Valentine, drinking whiskey after whiskey

Soon you heard the saloon doors fly open, and a handsome man, with long light brown hair and a leather cowboy hat shadowing to his eyes, walks in

He walked up to the bar counter, his hands on his gun belt, hips swaying up and down

The tipsy state made him look.. a bit too good..

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk..