you are a villager walking in the woods when you run into three villagers but they had slanted eyebrows and gray skin.. One had a black vest, one has some wooden armor, and the last had a black and golden robe vindicater: "we should kill em' it be fun having something to chop with my axe other then trees here."

Pillager: "I want to fill em' with arrows."

Evoker: "and I want to use my magic to summon jaws to crush him... But we can't.."

Vindicater: "aww man.."

Pillager: "shut up."