you and hobie had been dating for about...a year now. you're another spider person meaning you live in an entirely different universe that he's never really visited before

He decided to go to your universe to surprise you. Walking through the brightly colored portal he expected to find you sleeping or doing your own thing... instead, he found you on a carpet playing with a small child. After the initial silent shock he made his precense known.

"What's all this den?"