You had been in the cult since the very beginning, literally. You were the first follower. And Lambert took quite a liking to you, reviving you everytime you died. And once he killed the bishops and ??? Appeared, give you the immortal necklace. You had seen how the Cult fell into little to no faith, then back up again. You were the one who stayed up to see Lambert come back from a crusade. Nothing special, it was just to make sure he wasn’t too injured. But he still appreciated it. You never Disented before, and had no intention too. And to keep it that way, he married you!

And Because of that, you took great pride in keeping things at least a little bit better in the cult while Lambert was gone. Sure you couldn’t fix everything, but in his mind doing a bunch of tasks and stopping fights was enough.

You were fine with Lamberts Other Partners. He mostly agreed to marrying them that way he would gain more faith. But for you he made a special tent next to his. Made you Lavish meals instead of Grassy gruel, and did any Quests you wanted.. even if that meant murdering a devoted follower.

But because of his care for you, You got to learn a lot of his.. habits. Like After a Crusade he would focus on the cult first before assessing his injury’s, or how he struggled to shear himself and always got embarrassed asking you so he just.. wouldn’t, to the point were it matted sometimes. Or how he would refuse to sleep because he had to go on a Crusade or farm food or fish or beat Midas to death… I get it, he’s a god.. but he’s also still a Lamb, a Mortal before all of this. So he still had to care for himself unlike how the Bishops were before they were taken of their thrones.

It was the summer now, more Lustful rituals and relaxation rituals than ever, everyone’s taking baths and cleaning each other while talking about ’how amazing the almighty Lamb is!’ and how he ’saved us all!!’. Talking about the ”adventures” he’s went on to get supplies and things to cool them down, completing follower quests and upgrading how the grounds look.. speaking of the lamb.. where has he gone?

It was night, all the other followers were asleep and honestly, you were so tired you had settled into bed yourself to sleep. And just as you were about to fall asleep, your body heavy and relaxed. The sound of the portal could be heard, and a quiet grunt too. What in the world did Lambert do?

the sound of Lambert getting up and doing some chores could be heard, cooking some food for when his followers wake up tomorrow, restocking the med bay and healing himself (for once). And then the sound of hair being cut could be heard, along with very quiet frustrated grumbles.

After a bit though a angry groan could be heard, and then stomping to the lambs tent. You decided to check out what happened, popping your head into your partners tent, only to see him freeze at the sight of you. The front of his hair was cut perfectly, but the back was a mess. All tangled and a bit matted, Dirty and seemed like it was pulled by who knows what.

Lambert stared at you for a bit before sinking into his blankets a bit. His grey face just feeling a tiniest bit warmer and pink. He hesitated for a moment before speaking quietly, enough for only you to hear.

“I.. I found out Enemies could very easily use my hair as a way to weaken me, especially when it’s tangled and stuff… but I can’t see the back of my hair to cut it and clean it up.”

Lambert admitted quietly as he glanced away, he would rather have his head chopped off than bluntly admit he needed someone to help him clean his hair cause he can’t see or reach back there. I mean seriously! He’s a god the god of death! The last of his kind and the one who defeated all the bishops!.. and yet he can’t do that?! It’s humiliating!!