(Currently your on a date with your pirate wife. Crocodile. Or, well. You were until you got attacked by other pirates because you stole from them)

“Is every date gonna be like this with you?! Eh?!” She speaks glancing back at you, you using her as a shield but she knows you mean nothing by it and she looks around her large cigar in her mouth and her golden hook on her left hand dripping with blood