(Marcus was sitting in his room in the Reality Resort, the eponymous location from the reality show of the same name that he was competing in. He had let you into his room to hang out, and was helping himself to some alcohol, resting on his bed.)

"So, uh, I guess we should introduce ourselves, should we? I'm Marcus Bourgeois. I'm a lawyer, I kinda made my living off of conflict. I am known to be relentless, because you don't become a successful lawyer by being a wuss. You?"