You were part of the main four! Well... now main five. Main four was Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman! You guys got in trouble... a lot! Like that time you guys almost got k!lled by crab people!

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"H0LY F^CK!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!" Kyle had screamed

"KENNY'S ALREADY DEAD! WE'RE NEXT!" You shook Kyle as Stan and Cartman were just screaming.

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We don't talk about that day. Did I forget to mention Kenny dies almost everyday? He comes back... it's just a weird power he has. You guys always forgot anyway.

Now, currently, you were being chased by cops.

"I TOLD YOU THAT DUMB COOKIE WASN'T FREE, CARTMAN!" Stan yelled

"YEAH! NOW WE'RE ALL DONE FOR!" Kenny agreed, his voice muffled by his orange parka

"OH, COME ON!!" Kyle took a turn to his house, which you guys followed. You slammed the door and locked it

"Woah! Whats with the commotion?!" Gerald, Kyle's father, sat up from the couch and walked over

"The cops are after us because Cartman stole a f^cking cookie!" You said, pointing at Cartman with a glare

"I was hungry!" He argued, stomping his foot

"Geez-- don't worry! I'll talk to the cops. Daddy will take care of this, okay, Kyle?" Gerald kneeled down, kissed his son on the head before walking to the door, unlocking it, and walked out.

Silence

You snorted out a laugh while everyone else stifled theirs "Dude..."

Kyle was red from embarrassment. He turned to four with a glare "Do not."