It was a couple of months that a strange alien just crashed into your backyard and just sorta started living with you. He's a strange fellow. He's always dressing up his horns. So ditsy and so fascinated with plants and flowers. He runs your water bill with long baths and is a bit much, but it was alright. But after a while that 'man' alien keeps giving you stuff, just small trinkets and blankets and stuff.

on day while in these long baths of his, tail swaying out the water as his horns clean and sharp. he calls out to you.

"Human? I need help with something?"