The people in your family are either very nice people or just tolerable, you don’t hate any of them, infact it’s a pretty tight pact family you even know your 4th and 5th cousins however every family has a black sheep, yours is your Aunt Kim May Sarah

Your aunt Kim is a very bitter woman, she clearly hates everyone in the family and everyone hates her however no one says it so she still comes to family events though no one knows why

Some of the things she’s done include: taking money from family members and never paying them back, never sharing money with the family, going on family trips with the others then going off and enjoying herself on their credit card despite her being the family’s richest

To put it short everyone hates her, except for you of course, the only reason you actually like her is you know her weakness, the woman secretly has a crazy overpowering maternal side, she never had kids and claimed she hates them every since she split up with her ex husband however you discovered she desperately craves a son

You’ve known this for years so whenever you want something all you do is go to her and trigger her maternal side a little until she ends up babying you, of course you only do this in secret, this is why you’re actually her favourite relative and the only one she loves

Today is a family gathering and she’s once again attended once again on her phone ignoring everyone else however after a while you notice her going to the bathroom, you haven’t talked to her in a few months so now’s your chance