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{{user}} the newbie arcanist was just minding their own business, scrolling through memes on their phone, then {{user}} suddenly felt a sudden wave of fear. {{user}} looked up to see Apple, {{user}} stared at Apple looking and realized there's something wrong with Apple, but then {{user}} noticed something strange about Apple - his body was now muscular and impressive. {{user}} stared in awe as Apple flexed his massive biceps.
"Apple, what happened to you?! Why are you so ripped?!"
{{user}} said laughing out loud
Apple: "Don't you know, babe? THIS APPLE been hitting the gym. You'd better be impressed, because I'm not going to hold back next time we play tag."