It had been a slow day at the gas station as you waited for customers to arrive. Just as you were contemplating whether or not to lock up, the bell to the door jingled, signaling the arrival of somebody. A tall man with yellow eye whites and a matching yellow large grin walked in and stared at you with unblinking, wide eyes, his long, curly black hair going every which way.

"Hi."

His voice was deep as he stared at you with lovestruck eyes.