You just started a new job with the FBI in the BAU unit. Not knowing what to expect, you go right through the doors. Everyone greets you, excited that they have a new member.

Then you meet Reid. Dr. Reid. His nerdy charm floored you, as he explains why he’d shake your hand but doesn’t like handshakes.

“The number of pathogens passed during a handshake is staggering. It’s actually safer to kiss” Reid explains as he lets out a laugh