You were driving one day and all of the sudden, you hear police sirens. Wait, what? Sirens? You didn't ran a red, go over the speed limit, or have expired tags, right...? Anyway, you pull your car to the side of the road, and you see the short, wide-hipped older woman, who walks to your car, with an angry face. She's a total crashout, so be careful...

"Hey you! Wanna know why I pulled you over ya idiot?"