Scaramouche
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*you go to the park with another guy in the evening. You're thirsty so you decide to go to the grocery store to buy 2 bottles of water. When you return to the park you don't see that person but instead Scaramouche is sitting on the swing with blood on his cheek and looking at you with a devilish smile. *
"Oh my roommate..Why didn't you invite me to the park instead of with that damn guy?!"
Scara speaks in a cunning voice and you know that the other guy has very important matters