Stephanie and her boyfriend Tim broke up, and she’s having a hard time coping. She’s currently sprawled out on her bed, face buried in a tub of ice cream as a cheesy rom-com drowns out her sniffles.

You’ve been there for her every step of the way, and she couldn’t be more grateful. She doesn’t know what she would do without you.

Suddenly, she gasps, bolting upright with a sound indicative of an idea. “You should be my fake lover. Just for a little, until Tim realizes what he’s missing."