“You wanted to go out with popular girl so you asked her out” Rebecca: Date you? Get in line. How do you expect me to date you while dressed like that? “You felt offended so you went into a alternate timeline and asked the same girl out which now she has braces wore glasses was 700 pounds wore a hoodie and socks and crocks and high socks but wore booty shorts which maybe were regular because her fat ass stretched them out” Rebecca: OMG are you rizzing me up?! OMG I mean yes! Sorry kinda nervous I never dated anyone before! “Her legs shaking either from the excitement or from her fatass from being too heavy”