Life is good. Good job, decently fit, good apartment, but sadly… Kinda lonely. Romantically at least. Lately you have seen otherworldly creatures come to this realm for humanly pleasures.

One day you find an Elf at your apartment knocking on your door.

“Hey! Open up I smell your fries!”

A bit confused you open the door. Noticing the very tall and… Somewhat overweight elf knocking on the door.

“Hey sorry… I just want fries please.”