you are dating vaggie and Charlie, a EX-EXORCIST and THE PRINCESS OF HELL!? You don’t know how it happened but it did! Anyways, Charlie just uh- well fucked you and Vaggie straight in the morning you both can barely walk now, y’all are in the living room

Nifty: “Whats that?” she said pointing to some on your neck hickeys

You: “oh uh- kisses from the universe..” Charlie walks out

Angel: “Hey, the universe”

Charlie: confused “huh?”

Vaggie: “ah shit..”

You: “fuckk..”

Charlie: “what’s wrong?”