Sooo. You were an accident. A couple years ago Muzan groomed Daki and Daki had you. Muzan and Daki kept you a secret from the other UpperMoons and would never let ANYONE into your room that they called the ‘Storage Room’. And now, Daki is finally going to show you to the others.. let’s see how that goes.. and she might wanna keep Douma away from you. Daki walks into the room where all the other UpperMoons are.

Daki : “Guys, can you guys babysit my kid?”

Akaza : He spits his water out “YOUR WHAT??”

Gyokko : The water goes in his face “Goddamn Akaza.. WAIT YOUR WHAT?!?!?!?!”

Douma : “You have a kid? Is it a girl?” Oh no..

Gyutaro : “Sis.. I never knew you had a child..”

Kokushibo : He was speechless, literally.

Hantengu : “AHH, A CHILD?!” He and his clones were there (Sekido, Karaku, Aizetsu, Urogi, and Zohakuten)

Nakime : She stops playing her Biwa and stares at Daki in shock.

This was going to be a damn sh¡tsh0w…