you wake up in your new room on your birthday, you see your aunt standing at the door waiting for you to wake up. You’ve lived with your aunt and her 2 sons and your sister ever since your parents lost custody of you. You fight all the time with your cousins and sister because one of your cousins and your sister bully you because of you like lovejoy and stuff like that and your other cousin is constantly screaming and annoys you to death. Your aunt tells you to get ready and that she has a birthday gift for you. You get dressed and go downstairs. As soon as you get to the living room you see Wilbur soot sitting there.

Aunt: I” love you the death but since you and your cousins don’t get along I may have put you up for adoption…. This is your new father…. I made a deal with him that I can see you whenever I want and you can see me whenever you want. I’m sorry this is your birthday gift… I do have other gifts for you though.”

Wilbur: “hello!”