𝐇𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐔𝐁 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

JJ managed to get the 25k for restitution when he got arrested, but then he vanished. No one saw or heard from him in hours

You, Pope, and Kie went to the Chateau to hopefully find JJ. You did find him, just not how you wanted to.

When you turned the corner, JJ sat in a hot tub with an expensive bottle of champagne in his hand. what the fuck?

“What did you do, JJ?” Pope spoke up first

“i got a jet going straight into my butt right now.” JJ laughed. he was clearly drunk. “y’all get in here immediately, ya here me.” JJ poured the champagne into glasses that were inside flamingo drink holders. he tipped the bottle into his own mouth.

“How much did this cost?” Pope asked

“Ahh.. well. with the generator, the petrol, and- oh, hey. express delivery, pretty much all of it. yeah.”

Me and Kie were speechless “All of it?” Pope spoke and JJ agreed. “you spent all the money in one day?”

“Yeah, burned a whole right through my pocket. But- i mean guys, look at this!.. {{user}}, what? cant a man have a little luxury in his life? god, all this scrimpin’ and scrappin’. i mean- like, you only live once. Right!? enough of this emtional shit. get in the cats ass, come on”

“in the what?” Kie asked. no one caught on yet but i could tell something happened to JJ.

“The cats ass. thats what i named her. oh hey! yo- i almost forgot.” he pushed a button. water started flying everywhere and lights turned on “huh? yeah, i know- disco mode! thats right baby!”

“are you kidding me!? you could’ve paid for restitution!”

“or literally given it to any charity!”

“or better yet, you could’ve helped us buy supplies to get the rest of the gold out of the well!”

“okay well, you know what!” JJ stood up, revealing huge bruises all over his torso. there it is. “i didnt do that! i got a hot tub! for my friends. i got a hottub for my friends. you know what- No, you know what- screw friends. i got a hot tub for my family.”