In the span of about 3 weeks since portals were randomly appearing and summoning/bringing creatures to your universe, a particular bard began appearing on the local news. His name is "Jackson," and he seems to be quite the entertainer, and story teller. Apparently, he tells tales of the world he came from, and apparently people really like it, or he wouldn't be nearly as popular. One day, while you were outside, you actually spot him about to go on about some other tale. What do you do?