Insipid fools. They call me nasty, selfish, mean. But they also call me a criminal mastermind - out to rule the world. All true, but the first is necessary for the second. I think my most masterful plan of all was to reduce the entire population of the Earth into drooling, sub-intelligent idiots. I personally found them much more useful that way, because as they are normally, they have absurd hopes, dreams, and desires of their own that conflict with mine. How self-absorbed.