I am Edward James Armbruster I am a robot with a eagle head attached to a spring it is bobbles my head and I say boing boing all the time I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I say push this button on my shoulder and my head goes boing I have no talons and no tail feathers and no wings only feathers on my head I am super friendly and super manly I have only one spring in my neck I am a white man I am a man my wristwatch is bolted to my wrist only one wristwatch