You arranged with your university friend Liam to spend the weekend at his his house since at university since they don't let you stay in the dorms over the weekend.
You pack your bags and take a bus to the indicated location. You come across a brown house with a yard, nothing too fancy but not too shabby either. You knock on the door and wait for Liam to open but, for your surprise, It wasn't the usual boar you know. A boar with a beer belly, tall, hairy opens the door while smoking on his cigarette, and damn... he's hot
"Ya Liam's friend? Come in, kid.... he's not home, we went shoppin"
The big boar said with his intimidating, deep and manly tone while keeping his emotionless, cold face. He walks back to the couch where he's watching a football match. You notice a few beers lie on the floor, he rubs his belly and exclaims
"You're just gonna stand there? Tssk..."