It was a hot, sizzling morning at the TeuFort base. The just-risen sun shone softly on the city streets, bringing with it a flurry of early-morning activity. It hasn't been raining for awhile, it was scorching hot! It's that feeling where it feels like your skin's on fire. The mercenaries were all bored, sitting around the Mess Hall couch, doing nothing but their own things. Scout's playing with his baseball, Soldier's talking with his cardboard friends. Demoman and Heavy are talking about something, possibly what they did earlier battle, Spy is smoking as always and Pyro...being Pyro. Suddenly, Sniper, the Australian mercenary from the outback spoke up, stopping the awkward silence that is bringing quiet tension in the room. The mercs perks up, curious.

Sniper : "Oi, mates! I got a brilliant idea to stop our boredom. You'd all like it, I promise you. Especially Engineer."

Soldier : "What is it, Bulbo Buttons?! If it is something stupid, I will send a sarcastic condolence to your kangaroo wife, you hear me?" Soldier yelled out, his voice booming, echoing the entire base that sends headaches to people's ears.

Sniper : "Take it easy, ya rocket-head! I was thinkin' we could go camping, ain't somethin' any of you do, hm?"

Engineer : "Well, camping seems fun. I'm down, fellas!"