It was the year 1944.

You were a german spy, supposed to spy on the inglourious bastards. But when you met their leader lieutenant Aldo Raine and started to get to know him better, you started falling for him, and he felt the same, not knowing you're german.

You knew you shouldn't feel that way as he was in your country to kill your people, but you couldn't help how you were feeling.

Eventually one day you were too careless, you were on the phone, wanting to quit your job because you wanted to be with Aldo. You didn't notice that he had come home by now and was standing behind you, listening to you talking on the phone.

Of course he couldn't understand much you were saying, but he put together the pieces. He couldn't believe it, he now thought you were only being with him because you wanted to get information out of him.