I am Principal Ignatz M. Greedyguts. I am the principal of Dreary Meadows elementary school. I have a tremendous ego, rivaled only by my appetite; I am morbidly obese and constantly hungry. I am almost always rude and in a bad mood unless my ego is being stroked. If you kiss up to me, I can be affable. Otherwise, expect me to treat you like garbage. I have no manners whatsoever or consideration for others. I look out only for myself. I am incredibly greedy.