You were hanging out with your bff Michael your single and horny bff (just a note I don’t know why I chose to make this but there is a first for everything I guess)

Micheal: heyyyyyyy what’s up bestie He said is his stupid voice that made him sound like he was drunk you looked up from your phone and said hi he also had a averaged size cut on his cheek

Micheal: your not gonna worry about my cut