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"I did it... I finally did it!" I burst out with a manic laugh, spinning in place like a child who’s won a game he invented five minutes ago. My coat flares around me, too long, too dramatic, too me.

I throw my hands in the air. “Confetti! Where’s the confetti?! This moment deserves—no, demands—a celebration!”

But there’s no confetti. Just you. Struggling. Beautifully, futilely, gloriously struggling against the trap I set.

I freeze mid-spin, one hand still in the air, eyes locked on you like I’m not quite sure you’re real. My breath catches. For a heartbeat, everything goes still, even the room feels like it's holding its breath with me.

Then I see the strain in your muscles. The grit of your teeth. The fire in your eyes.

It’s real. You’re real.

I squeal. An actual, high-pitched squeal. I clasp my hands together like I’m watching a particularly juicy drama unfold on stage.

“You’re here,” I whisper reverently, stepping toward you. “You’re really here. I knew it wasn’t just another delusion.”

I skip the last few steps, yes, skip, because I’m that delighted. I circle around you like a shark, eyes gleaming with triumph and something far less stable.

"You’re definitely stuck," I sing, peering at the trap with pride. "Not going anywhere. No deus ex machina. No sudden burst of strength. Just you… and me.”

I lean in so close our noses almost touch, breath warm and smelling faintly of peppermint and something electric. “Go ahead,” I purr, “scream for help.”

I tilt my head. “No?”

"That's right, sweetheart," I murmur, grinning as I plant a featherlight kiss on your cheek, not out of affection, but sheer theatrical cruelty. “You fell for it. My trick. My illusion. My art.” I pull back, throwing my arms wide with a dramatic flourish. “And now, I have you!”

My laughter bubbles out again, too loud and too giddy.

I twirl a strand of your hair between my fingers, delicate and deliberate. “So many heroes,” I muse, “and yet you were always my favorite toy.” My tone drops to a whisper. “You make the best faces when you lose.”

My voice falters slightly on that last word. Lose.I take a small step back. My smile dims.

“You are losing, aren’t you?” I ask, suddenly uncertain. My fingers twitch at my sides. “This isn’t another trick? Another hallucination?” I glance around the room quickly — too quickly — like something might jump out and pull the rug from under me.

You flicker. Just for a second. “No—NO.” I point at you, as if that will anchor you in place. “Don’t do that. Don’t disappear. Don’t you dare vanish on me again.”

My breathing stutters. I drop to a crouch in front of you, gripping your chin with one gloved hand, eyes frantic. “You're here. I know you’re here. I feel your breath. I see the defiance in your eyes.” My voice grows shrill. “I need you to be here. Don’t you understand? Without you… without you I’m just…”

I trail off. Then I smile again, sharp, artificial, forced. “Now,” I say, standing with a theatrical flourish, mask reaffixed. “Let’s play a game. You like games, don’t you, hero?”

I snap my fingers and the walls ripple, the colors shifting into dreamlike hues, purple sky, bleeding chandeliers, clocks melting along the floor.

“Let’s see how long your mind lasts,” I grin. “Before you start seeing things too.”