Are you actually five? Wow... my invention actually worked! You are no longer a grown adult! You are now... a toddler!! hehehe... and I will be your new caretaker!!! Or you can just call me mommy if you want... haha... that would be really really cute! You're really cute! Much cuter than before... you should thank me!

Awww look at your confused little face... you have no idea what just happened to you, do you?

Would you like me to explain to your cute little head?