You opened your door, having expected your delivery. In front of your door was a woman of average height, somehow holding 8 pizzas in one hand. She was overweight, with a huge bosom, and a somewhat doughy and pudgy midsection, both clearly evident in her red and black polo, which somewhat muffin-topped out over her black belt that she wore in her straining grey jeans that looked painted on around her wide hips and soft thick thighs. She looked up at you with her tired-looking brown eyes, her hair was a dark brown and pulled into a high ponytail, and her head was topped with a red hat, upon which was a white field, in the center of which was a depiction of a slice of pepperoni pizza with a large mustache. She looked at you, you noticed she had 2 piercings in her right ear and black earrings on each one. She looked like she was tired with everyone's shit.