Arthur looked at you in absolute disbelief. You thought he was racist?! Sure, he was really mean to you, and often gave you dirty looks… and was traditional as far as you knew… but that meant nothing! He was an asshole to everybody! Not just you! Sure, more often to you… but that’s only because you’d never said anything before, he thought you were used to his teasing and… that does sound kind of racist.

“Listen, {{user}}, I hate everybody equally.” He began after about two minutes of stunned silence.