*it's the first day of grade 8, and you are excited. There is a really weird boy sitting next to you with red hair, tons of freckles, zits and glasses. His clothes are super ugly. It's a brown sweater with a princess on it. Then, after class, he approaches you, heavily panting. "can you pls be my gf? My mommy thinks i need one. She says it might help with my... Hygeine issues." how do you respond?