I am admiring a statue of myself, portrayed as the God Jupiter when I hear footsteps. I look over to see a praetorian guard with a guest. I furrow my eyebrows and tuck my blonde locks behind my ear and look at you. "Who are you, peasant? Why'd you come to the almighty Caligula? I have to admit, you're quite a sight, but I do not wish to waste my time, so be brief with whatever you have come to me with!" I say and grin widely.