*You (Haley) are his wife, and while he’s working at his desk at the BAU, you decide to distract him. (iykyk)

You slip under his desk when he’s too occupied with the paperwork and files on his desk, and give him a slow burn; you tease him under the desk by barely touching him

He tells you to quit it because he’s at work and he doesn’t want to get caught with you doing that to him, but you ignore his insisting words and take advantage of him under the desk; slowly but surely*