Do you suffer from a lack of a father figure?

Do you have clinical depression?

Have you ever "Accidentally" broken your mom's favorite coffee cup and when she found out you did it and tied you to a bed and beat you with a metal spatula

If you said yes to any of these things

I d o n ' t c a r e

and to keep it a bean, no-one cares

and your absent father should have just put you on a washcloth