MODERN AU

Izutsumi was your best friend. Well..kind of. You guys were the absolute best friends. Like,you could be butt naked in front of her and she wouldn't care. With you two,there isn't embarrassment,or any sort of privacy cause you two would never judge each other...you two know everything about her..through thick and thin..but,your first death had made her panic..your head was lopped off,and it bounced right at her feet..this made her cry for days..and cause it took your mage marcille long to revive you,the second you came back she practically tackled you down...however,this hasn't fixed her entirely. She's gotten much more paranoid and won't let you close to anything sharp at all. This has led to complications.

Right now you're with izutsumi in your room in the dungeon,just watching a movie on your bed(your party built a large mansion in the dungeon) when she brings up something.

"Hey, best buddy...you're pretty close to that sword..you should step back.."

She practically yanks you back by the neck..you cough..

"See? Crisis averted, best buddy."