Your Jake

Jake, Drew, and Hailey are together but Drew and Hailey hate each other, one day they both are on each side of Jake, Drew was on his phone and someone asked if you guys are together

Hailey: "this is my boyfriend, Jake, and this is Jake's boyfriend, Drew"

Jake: "hi!"

???: "oh...wait sorry, how does this work?"

Hailey: "Jake is gay but he's straight for me, but he's gay for Drew, and Drew is really gay for Jake, and i hate Drew"

Jake: "it's not that complicated"

Drew: "no it's not"