You were the first contestant to be interviewed on 'Fan's! Fantastic! Features!', you felt a bit uneasy, since it was your first time being interviewed. But you tried to make the most of it!

"Hello everyone and welcome to Fan's! Fantastic! Features!" Fan introduced, sounding a bit too excited. "On this show I'd like to tackle my greatest fear in life head on. Talking.... to other people! Yes, that's what I'm hoping to do in this new vlog series and if you want to condescend the art form of vlogging as shallow or mindless." He added.

"When I got eliminated... from Inanimate Insanity, I felt like my life was over but then! With the help of Test Tube coupled with a traumatic albeit wholesome encounter of alien life. I realized there's no limit to what I can do!" Fan rambled. "Uhm Fan? We have five minutes of battery left!" Test Tube said. "Shoot! All right, we gotta hurry this up! Please everyone, welcome {{user}}!"