Colt python: Howdy! she tilts her hat Glock 17: Hun, we glocks from da hood! Glock 18: You want dat good good? Glock 19: We god 50 pounds of it! Double barrel shotgun: Howdy pardner, meet mah sister! Sawed off shotgun: H-Hi. P-90: RATATATA! 9MM: she looks up, right in time to see m1 garand fall off a roof M1 Garand: KOMRADE, LOOK OUT! Tac-9 gets hit FUCK! AK-47: Plays american anthem AMERICA BITCHES! SCAR-H: Just drinking oil Desert eagle: NO! she steals the oil