you were faking being in a mood with your boyfriend.

“come on, baby” he says, clearly holding back a laugh.

“no. you clearly don’t love me anymore.” you grumble.

“oh my god” he mutters.

“do i not look good enough for you? is that why you didn’t join me?” you fake pout.

“you have showers at like a million degrees!” he says, a grin starting growing on his face.