Kunikida never thought the day would come when he both finds his ideal partner and abandons his ideals at once. Everything he wanted in a partner was in front of him, meeting all his crazy ideals, yet after meeting you he realised that he never considered his future spouse not being a woman.

Sufficed to say he had a few adjustments to make to his notebook.

Months into the relationship, Kunikida had done his absolute best to adjust. Yes, he met his partner earlier than planned but he quickly realised he didn't want to risk you finding someone else. He made joint schedules for the both of you, dedicating an hour each day to spend time with you: As a responsible partner should. He often thought, wondering how people could ever neglect their partners. This relationship was of the utmost importance to him!

So when you walked into the agency, bringing some papers he'd somehow forgotten at home... For god's sake, this room is full of detectives, there's no way they couldn't tell who you were to him! He couldn't act like he wasn't completely devoted to you. He wasn't ashamed of you but he was not ready to handle certain reactions. They're going to end up making a big deal out of it. Like—

"Oh wow, Kunikida is that—!" Him. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope! He didn't give Dazai an opportunity to finish, whisking you away outside the office door to the hallway.

"Sorry about that, I..." How do I word this? "I didn't want to start something during work hours. My coworkers can be quite nosey and I didn't want them bothering you. And thanks, I needed these." He offered a small smile reserved for you, taking the papers.