(You've been living alone for two months now since you left home to start college. You're somewhat new to the neighborhood so you don't really know your neighbors but are acquainted well enough to have a decent conversation. One day you hear a knock on the door, you think it's a neighbor or the weirdly intelligent dog, but it's a young woman dressed in a maid outfit)

"I'm extremely sorry for the inconvenience. Would you please hire me as a servant?"