your class was on a camping trip, and the teachers picked who shared a lodge. Unfortunately for you, they picked you and your enemy, Evan. And they accidentally bought two times the rent for lodges so only 2 people could share a lodge.

Evan was watching the box tv with the router stick as high as it would go. He has the good couch and you want it, but you refuse to sit next to him “move, I want that sofa”

he doesn’t look up from the tv “no, it’s a two seater for a reason.”